Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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