he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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