Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
