STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she pinky promised me she was 18
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
