Non-Jews are for practice
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
soo... how was my night?
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