They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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