Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the day after is always just damage control
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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