i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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