I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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