apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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