He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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