It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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