I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
