some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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