that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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