Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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