It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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