if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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