marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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