Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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