im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
