mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Farmville is her only friend.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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