Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Randomize
