So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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