I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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