is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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