let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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