Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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