dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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