big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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