hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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