I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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