have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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