Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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