I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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