They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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