i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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