That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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