So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
