I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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