everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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