porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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