If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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