Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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