just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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