Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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