HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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