So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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