theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Rumble strips road head = magical
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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