They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
